Review of Hatchet

Hatchet (2006)
9/10
Answer these simple questions
13 October 2007
There's no reason for this movie to get a bad review. You should know in the first 5 minutes whether or not you will like this movie. If not, just stop watching, it's that easy.

In the first 5 minutes, I count:

2 deaths

10 gallons of blood (way more than there should ever be in 2 bodies)

21 breasts

and background music from Marilyn Manson

Does this sound good to you? Then watch it. Does this sound bad to you? Then don't watch it. This movie deserves at least a 7 simply for letting us know right away if we will like it or not. You don't need to waste 90 minutes figuring out if the movie is going to be good, it only takes 5. It's really that simple.
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