Review of Unearthed

Unearthed (2007)
1/10
Not just bad, but the worst movie ever!
11 November 2007
If I was a junior high A/V Teacher, and my students made this, I would expel them.

I've seen porn movies with more interesting characters, more realistic plot lines, better dialogue and less groaners. No amount of drugs or alcohol could make this a decent movie.

The monster, or whatever it was, looks like it came from the old "Adventures of Hercules Show," which is an insult to Kevin Sorbo.

The editing is so fast it is impossible to see what is going on. A few posts have been enamored by the blood and gore, but unless you have hummingbird-like reflexes or a slow-motion button you would never be able to see them. Literally, it's a split second and they scenes are over.

Please, save your money and your time.
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