3/10
So....it's not really a werewolf?
28 July 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Welcome to Werewolf in a Girl's Dormatory (well that's the name of the version i got). #10 out of 50 movies in the Chilling Classics pack. I can't believe you lasted this long. Oh well, maybe you're just as crazy as i am. So lets jump into WIAGD.

The movie begins with a new professor coming to a school for wayward girls. soon after he shows up a werewolf shows up on campus and kills a girl. but everyone thinks it's just a wolf. Turns out the girl who was killed had some blackmail going on with another character, but it wasn't involved in the motivation for the killing at all. the killing was actually just random. YAY needless story arcs! So The lois lane equivalent decides to investigate this murder further. And she turns out to be by far the most irritating character in the movie. half the time you just want her to mind her own damn business and stop doing the crap she's doing. but of course we're not that lucky.

there's a whole side story about getting letters to prove that this old guy was bumping uglies with a girl at the dormitory but it really doesn't amount to anything because he's not the killer. It turns out the killer is the guy who runs the school. So the whole story about how the professor lost his doctor license and how he came in contact with a werewolf and she accidentally died in his care was completely pointless and not needed.

The main problem with this movie is that the main female lead is incredibly annoying. Not like "ho boy i hope she does something!" but like "oh my god, somebody kill her already!" but it won't be the werewolf. oh no. he only gets ONE KILL in the entire movie. like 4 other people die, but either they commit suicide, have an accident, or somebody else kills them.

This movie takes too long to say what it wants to say and is very boring because of it. It's not painfully boring, just yawnfully boring as you pull out your DS while it's playing.

What's also odd is, i don't think the guy's really a werewolf. Either he's not meant to BE a werewolf, or he they had five dollars for a budget. Either way it confused me.

With boring scenes, annoying characters, and too many non-werewolf deaths, "Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory" gets 3 howling wolfmen, out of 10.
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