Welcome to movie number 13 of the chilling classics 50 pack. And today we have the epicness of blah, Snowbeast. Warning, there is a lot of skiing in this movie. a WHOLE lotta skiing. and a monster. but that's not important apparently.
It's pretty standard fair. there's a parade/contest/fair in town, and there's reports of a thing on the loose. no one wants to shut down the event because they don't want to lose money. And of course, because of their stupidness, people die. And there's also an incredibly long subplot about this guy who was a gold medal winner and now he can't accept being normal but blah blah blah i don't care. i guess they felt they needed more padding to their movie, but it really showed.
One of the bad things about this movie is you could totally tell that it was epicly cheap since they didn't show ANY of the victims getting killed or their bodies afterwards, and you only saw the monster in quick shots and extreme closeups. There's less is more, and then there's "okay, you obviously only had five dollars to shoot this movie with". This movie really does just frustrate me with the lack of anything.
It's not tremendously boring, it's not great. it kinda just sits there. like boobs in "Hatchetman" it's just......there. This movie is definitely the shrug of the shoulder, with 4 body counts, out of 10.
(thinks) hey, there actually IS a body count of 4. well that worked out nicely. XD
It's pretty standard fair. there's a parade/contest/fair in town, and there's reports of a thing on the loose. no one wants to shut down the event because they don't want to lose money. And of course, because of their stupidness, people die. And there's also an incredibly long subplot about this guy who was a gold medal winner and now he can't accept being normal but blah blah blah i don't care. i guess they felt they needed more padding to their movie, but it really showed.
One of the bad things about this movie is you could totally tell that it was epicly cheap since they didn't show ANY of the victims getting killed or their bodies afterwards, and you only saw the monster in quick shots and extreme closeups. There's less is more, and then there's "okay, you obviously only had five dollars to shoot this movie with". This movie really does just frustrate me with the lack of anything.
It's not tremendously boring, it's not great. it kinda just sits there. like boobs in "Hatchetman" it's just......there. This movie is definitely the shrug of the shoulder, with 4 body counts, out of 10.
(thinks) hey, there actually IS a body count of 4. well that worked out nicely. XD