Painted Lady (1997 TV Movie)
1/10
sloppy painting
31 July 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Reading the first comment, I wasn't sure that it was the same film I had just agonized through. From dialog to confused plot "Painted Lady" qualifies as a true Disaster film.

Where to begin? I fear that dissecting this cadaver would entail too many spoilers, though spoiling this film would be a redundancy.

There are enough clichés of plot and language to satisfy any B movie connoisseur. Characters come and go, money changes hands, Mirren repeatedly walks into dangerous situations, escaping primarily, through editing cuts to the next scene with no explanation. Near the end of the film, where she barely escapes with her life, we see her walk away without a huge painting that is the raison d'etre of the film. Once again the editor steps in to correct the oversight.

Details of plot and dialog are changed at will, leaving one to wonder about what is really going on. Helen Mirren seems to have reverted to her days in "Caligula", not on a sexual level, but rather for being associated with a story too banal for pulp fiction.

Reviewing my comment, I have been a trifle negative...only because of my self-restraint.
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