Halloween II (2009)
3/10
Simply Idiotic
17 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
What can I say about Rob Zombie and his crappy "psychological" twists??? Basically, his twists are an excuse to get his crappy acting wife into every one of his movies. Rob Zombie, you ruin all of your movies because you keep putting your wife in them. And your white horse concept might sound good in theory, but it looked absolutely retarded on screen. The only people in this movie who didn't make asses of themselves were Danielle Harris who played Annie Brackett and Brea Grant who played Laurie's normal friend Mya. Other than that, you made Laurie look like a cheap prostitute and turned her good acting from the first Halloween into an annoying, rebellious, horrible actress who screams about thirty times too much in the second film. Did you not watch this film before you released it? Like come on, the necrophilia talk at the beginning of the movie followed by the coroner's wagon smashing into a cow?? That's how you bring Michael back???? Idiotic.

Your image of Michael Myers really made me shake my head. He looked like a hillbilly who lived in the same woods that Deliverance came from. He all of a sudden starts grunting and talking??? I bet John Carpenter really appreciated how you butchered his masterpiece.

If it didn't have some of your creative gore, this piece of garbage would've been ranked 1 out of 10. Keep your wife out of your movies. She ruins all of them.
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