Calling it "Let's Bore Jessica to Death" might have inhibited ticket sales, but would have been much more accurate in terms of describing the viewing experience.
I should state to start with that this disaster is not the fault of the actors, who do what they can with the muddled material they were handed. The big culprits are the script, directorial handling and musical scoring, which are all bottom of the barrel, without having much in the way of Ed Wood style "so bad it's good" moments.
Saw this last night with a group a film buffs and the assessment was unanimous - do yourself a favor: trim your nails, walk the dog, or organize a closet instead of spending no quality time with Jessica!
I should state to start with that this disaster is not the fault of the actors, who do what they can with the muddled material they were handed. The big culprits are the script, directorial handling and musical scoring, which are all bottom of the barrel, without having much in the way of Ed Wood style "so bad it's good" moments.
Saw this last night with a group a film buffs and the assessment was unanimous - do yourself a favor: trim your nails, walk the dog, or organize a closet instead of spending no quality time with Jessica!