"Telefon" isn't exactly the most plausible espionage thriller ever made, but it was particularly the far-fetched and flamboyant plot line, along with the acting performances and harsh violence, that kept me glued to the screen. "Telefon" is the codename for an old Soviet war incentive against the US. Years ago, during the peak years of the Cold War, 51 Russian secret agents were strategically placed all over America. They were instructed to build up regular lives, however, reciting a specific piece from Robert Frost's poem "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" triggers some kind of hypnotic effect that turns them into unstoppable kamikaze soldiers with sabotaging assignments. The "Telefon" project got pretty much forgotten during the détente era, but now the dangerously berserk Stalinist Nicolai Dalchimsky single-handedly decide to awake the "sleeper" agents and leave a trail of destruction throughout America. Moscow headquarters' only chance to prevent World War III from happening is to send Major Grigori Borzov, who's loyal as a dog and has a photographic memory, to the US and eliminate Dalchimsky. You got to admit the idea behind "Telefon", which is based on a best-selling novel, is crazy enough to provide 100 minutes of grotesque and exhilarating action. In fact, the action and the extended imaginative sabotaging operations are what matter most here, as the rest of the script is full of ineptness and holes. The film hastily jumps from one wrecking sequence to the next without bothering to explain the background of the "Telefon" project or the motives of the culprit. Donald Pleasance, who portrays the evil Dalchimsky, is terribly underused because the screenplay never once bothers to elaborate on his malignant plans. This could have been a great role for Pleasance, but now it's just another villainous character like he has depicted dozens and dozens already. Charles Bronson is at his best, since he doesn't have to speak any more than absolutely necessary, but nevertheless acts forceful and confident. Don Siegel's direction is surprisingly pedestrian and distant, which isn't normal for him. Still, "Telefon" is good solid Charlie Bronson entertainment with a totally bonkers plot line!
