1/10
An awful, awful film
5 January 2011
Warning: Spoilers
This is not intended to offend any of the cast, but the director, Gordon Chan

Not the least cute and grumpy Mai? Why didn't you pick Leona if you wanted a grumpy, dark and brooding agent?

Talkative and charming Iori? No, not at all acceptable! I agree that the red hair was not necessary, but I was really expecting his hair to turn red when he was controlled by Orochi.

Half American- half whatever-but-Japanese Kyo? It was the most similar personality (Although he looked like Shingo with short hair)but it lacked swagger.

Skinny Rugal! My god!! You could at least have tried to put a wig on Goldberg!

Marty McFly Terry. What the hell was up with that jacket? You should have given him the leather jacket he had in KOF 2001. A CIA agent? The LONE WOLF? Ha!

Chizuru wasn't that bad, and Mr. Big could have been bald, but he was OK.I LOVED Mature and Vice; excellent, really cute.

The movie itself, sucked. Awful screenplay, photography, dialogs and crappy costumes. Corny, slow, boring, what else do you want me to say? Don't watch it: ever.

I really can't express my frustration about the 1 1/2 hours of my life I wasted watching it.

And Kyo's finishing move! Lame! Why didn't you fuse the sword with his arm and did his Shiki Orochinagi? Using ideas from a story you bought the rights to is not plagiarism! Or the Kusanagi sun mark could have AT LEAST flared up in his forehead! Or his jacket!

NEVER EVER; WHATEVER YOU DO;

D O N O T W A T C H T H I S M O V I E ! ! !
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