I had the misfortune of coming across this while sitting in a hotel room on a business trip. Of the 5 channels the hotel received clearly, I had the choice between this, infomercials or religious programming. I mistakenly chose this.
The action, story, effects, pacing, and well, everything in this was putrid. The dialog is so bad that if you made a drinking game out of each main characters name not a single participant would be living. The unlucky sob who got Charlie could be swilling non-alcoholic and still get alcohol poisoning. Nearly every line of interpersonal dialog begins with the other characters name.
This would of been a bad movie in the 80's. In fact, I honestly thought it was from that time frame until I recognized the title character as being Arlo on Justified.
I'd go into further detail, but honestly, the film doesn't deserve it. The only reason I felt it necessary to warn people is that the review that pops up on the movies main page was apparently written by the producers PR firm. Mentioning American Gangster as being comparable to this film was just flat out lying to the people who actually use these reviews to help them make a decision as to where to spend their hard earned money. Avoid this movie at all costs. This comes from someone who typically enjoys bad movies. It take a lot for me to recommend someone away from a movie. Often times I feel people should check something out if they're interested. This movie changed my beliefs as far as that methodology goes. If you're going to miss one movie this year, make damn sure it's this one.
The action, story, effects, pacing, and well, everything in this was putrid. The dialog is so bad that if you made a drinking game out of each main characters name not a single participant would be living. The unlucky sob who got Charlie could be swilling non-alcoholic and still get alcohol poisoning. Nearly every line of interpersonal dialog begins with the other characters name.
This would of been a bad movie in the 80's. In fact, I honestly thought it was from that time frame until I recognized the title character as being Arlo on Justified.
I'd go into further detail, but honestly, the film doesn't deserve it. The only reason I felt it necessary to warn people is that the review that pops up on the movies main page was apparently written by the producers PR firm. Mentioning American Gangster as being comparable to this film was just flat out lying to the people who actually use these reviews to help them make a decision as to where to spend their hard earned money. Avoid this movie at all costs. This comes from someone who typically enjoys bad movies. It take a lot for me to recommend someone away from a movie. Often times I feel people should check something out if they're interested. This movie changed my beliefs as far as that methodology goes. If you're going to miss one movie this year, make damn sure it's this one.