"Birdemic" is an unbelievably bad movie with no redeeming social value, although the producers evidently sought to capitalize on the scare tactics of "An Inconvenient Truth"; they did not. They just made a juvenile, sloppy movie that fails on all levels. It is inconceivable that this picture could have found backers to bring such a pail of swill to the screen.
The acting is bad, but Whitney Moore is good to look at, and that is the only thing positive to report on this dismal flop. The screenplay is dreadful, and, folks, you would have to see the animated birds to fully grasp what an abject failure of a movie looks like, as the animation is so bad it is breathtaking. I am speechless trying to figure out how the animation depicted here could be deemed acceptable to present to mainstream audiences.
Banal dialogue, fully clothed sex scenes, ice-cutter speed pacing - I could go on and on. It is worse than "The Room", worse even than "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny", and I never thought I could say that. It is a turkey of biblical proportions.
The acting is bad, but Whitney Moore is good to look at, and that is the only thing positive to report on this dismal flop. The screenplay is dreadful, and, folks, you would have to see the animated birds to fully grasp what an abject failure of a movie looks like, as the animation is so bad it is breathtaking. I am speechless trying to figure out how the animation depicted here could be deemed acceptable to present to mainstream audiences.
Banal dialogue, fully clothed sex scenes, ice-cutter speed pacing - I could go on and on. It is worse than "The Room", worse even than "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny", and I never thought I could say that. It is a turkey of biblical proportions.