2/10
Depressingly Awful (I Wish There Are Better Words To Describe How Awful This Is)
6 November 2011
Out of thousand of movies I have seen and hundreds I have review, I seriously wanted people to listen to me this time, as this is one of the most indescribable hurtful movie experience I have ever countered. It is also probably the most pointless, torture, retarded and a real waste of time. Having seen it it left me full of angry and rage as to how I wasted my time watching this turd throughout?

This thing has no story (I don't even want to call it a movie). Oh my god… I have seen a lot of film student written something that has more substance and constructed than this. For crying out loud - porno has more storyline than this.

There is absolutely no entertainment --- you don't feel anything for any character, you just simply don't care at all. After 20mins I thought I'm going to see something more but nothing ever came. NOTHING!

My reason to watch this movie was Mads Mikkelsen, I think he is a pretty decent actor, plus there are quite lots of good reviews on IMDb; But it turnout to be one of the worst movie watching experience I had in decades. My other worst seem at least a little bit more bearable now comparing to this.

Everything about this movie is just plain WRONG! There is no storyline; the direction has absolute no vision (even worse than some of fist time film student tryout film); the editing is abrupt (really horrible); score is probably taken from some 80s' horror film.And the film got this vibe that it was made on $50000 budget. The saddest part was the director making himself believing that he is making some kind of artistically beautiful movie but it a real complete opposite.

Don't want to sound like only I only complaining but there are some part that got it right like make up department. Here you get a lot of gruesome image like brain smashing, ripping guts out, and many more and it look pretty real. And some beautiful scenery, but other than that this film is just a real mess.

I wish I could just bash, bash and bash how horrible this film is but I guess everyone (director and all the cast) has done their best (plus it would have not sound professional of me to only bash it).

In the end – it is the film they you will just fast forward it endlessly wondering anything might came up but it will never came. It is the film that you want to punch the guy that recommended you to see it. It is the film that all they do was panning the camera left to right, right to left 3/4 of the movie without doing anything.

In the end: I wish I hadn't seen it!!!

Recommendation: No, Please No. And I really mean it this time.

Rating: 2/10 (Grade: Fail)
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