8/10
Light the candles!!!!!!!!!! Time to make love !!!!!!!
26 November 2011
Synopsis; Wedding stuff, baby stuff. Jake get's mad. Basic love tri.

The Good; Great movie length. Fresh soundtrack. Teaches morals.

Neutral; The acting is neither bad nor good.

The Bad; No Volturi. Horrible CGI scene. One scene skips over some important info, and was rusdhed(left me confused).

Opinion; 100% made for females. Wedding, Baby, Love Triangle = Perfect Formula. The action scenes, and moral reasoning for fights are left out here. Like a Lifetime Channel movie, despite one or two really great scenes. A really watered down Darren Alonofsky film. A Mormon undertone disturbed me on a religious level and on a basic level. Not sure if it was intentional or not.

Funny; The dialog really bothered me because Jacobs tribe uses a word "imprint" which makes me think of having sex or peeing on a tree every time it's used.

Expectations; For the 3rd installment of a huge franchise I thought this would be a little bit more epic, but I can see why they split it in to two parts. They kind of made a cool little story out of this one, but not epic at all. Overall this was a decent film.
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