Why would Walmart sell this mindless trash and why would this diarrhea of unimaginative fodder be made? Bargain bin my a**! It should have been in the trash bin! Are the actors and makers of this waste of time, money and effort proud to say that they were involved in this train wreck? Do they tell people that they were in a "feature film"? Really? I mean really? They added a "making of" to this DVD? Like this was supposed to be great. It was a great job at being really stupid. Did I do something that bad that God punished me by letting me stumble across this deformity of film making and watch it? And why does IMDb not give us the option of a negative 10 vote? And my helpless children were victims and witnesses to this s**t stain on the underwear of movie-dom. They cried inconsolably for weeks at what their unsuspecting father had them watch. Cried at what their father was trapped into; a lie of advertising on the cover that read " A fantasy epic in the tradition of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings". WTF???? If they consider this movie (I use the word movie loosely here)of that tradition, then they must of had a blind retarded kid review it. The writer was so unimaginative that all he could write for the bad guy to say was "Aggggghhhhhh!" and then make him fart. I could invite a certain family member over if I wanted to hear that during a movie. Was that supposed to entertain and delight? And to Mr.Dumb-a**-rhyming-guy here's your creative criticism you asked for: YOU SHOULD NEVER QUIT YOUR DAY JOB AND NEVER "ACT" AGAIN!!!! What other "great" movie have you been in before or since? And to that lady that played the mom and the queen" I would of knocked your butt out a lot harder than that ram toting jack-a** did...your eyelid was still twitching. This was the sorriest piece of trash to ever go into my DVD player. Midget porn is more in the tradition of Lord of the Rings! Two girls and a cup was better entertainment than this! For those of you who are contemplating watching this pigeon poop: No! Bad movie! Bad!
Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
(2002 Video)
Are you honestly proud of making this?
5 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers