The people are not that easily hoodwinked. If you are a thirteen-year-old girl with the attention span of a gnat, you might just be able to sit through this so-called 'movie'. (For which read extended advertisement for a children's board game, laced with sledgehammer product placement for a bunch of other stuff teenage kids like.) If you can stop yourself laughing at the bare-faced effrontery of it long enough, I suggest you read the 10 star reviews of Battleship before shelling out your hard-earned green for it. I would guess that approximately eighty percent have been written by studio plants. The other 20% by the aforesaid teenage girls with gnat-like attention spans.
The corporate infantilism of Hollywood continues pell-mell. Well done Peter Berg. Well done George Lucas.
The corporate infantilism of Hollywood continues pell-mell. Well done Peter Berg. Well done George Lucas.