Hey, I also liked Rambo when I was five! By then I didn't mind things like "some guys running crouched in the open, while 20 guys shoot at them, and every single bullet misses, suddenly one of the main characters turns and shoots without even looking and kills the guys that are under cover" would look stupid or not, I just enjoyed it (even though Rambo had cooler weapons); this probably means that five year old kids from today, along with people with the IQ of a five year old, will have fond memories of this film in the future (don't forget the parts where "I have to show you how oh so witty I am before I kill you, because even though you are gonna die in 5 seconds, you must listen to my clever pun").
Also, keep in mind that despite its low budget and cartoonish plot, this was an attempt to put a WWE guy in the big screen (they didn't let him talk too much so it would not show). So, after you pass through the idea of a director going to the WWE classroom and saying something like, hey kids, lets put on a play for your parents, what do you want to do, because I need to put something in my portfolio.. you are fine from there.
Also, keep in mind that despite its low budget and cartoonish plot, this was an attempt to put a WWE guy in the big screen (they didn't let him talk too much so it would not show). So, after you pass through the idea of a director going to the WWE classroom and saying something like, hey kids, lets put on a play for your parents, what do you want to do, because I need to put something in my portfolio.. you are fine from there.