. . . if youv ever been in a sports stadium with "kiss cam," I'm sure youv seen worse. Pablo says to give it 8 of 10 since it's the first porno flick ever. I find it hard to believe this caused a "scandal" in 1896, if it was merely putting a scene from a publicly performed play into a kinetograph peep booth. I mean, those Suffragette temperance women must have seen French post cards and stereopticoron "3D" nude pix, mussent they uv? For gosh sakes, these senior citizens are fully dressed in some sort of formal wear! At any rate, what I wonder is why there are none of the old-timey title cards explaining what the geezer says to the old bag, or what she says back to him. I mean, there's about 14 seconds of jibber-jabbering and one second of kissing, so what the heck is all the talk about??
