This may very well be the most boring movie ever made.
The best advice I can give to anyone thinking of watching this thing is: read a synopsis of it, then tell everyone whom you may want to convince that you are a completely pretentious, absolutely phony, laughably artsy fartsy horse's ass how good you think it is.
However, if you want to watch something more interesting, I'd say take your shoes and sox off and watch your toenails grow; that would be much more interesting than this appalling waste of time.
The seems to have been no script. I have no problem with improvisation if the people doing it are talented enough to pull it off; these people aren't.
I doubt if there even WAS a director, and the "acting" was an embarrassment.
Unfortunately, one is the lowest rating that can be given here...a negative 64 would be closer to the mark
The best advice I can give to anyone thinking of watching this thing is: read a synopsis of it, then tell everyone whom you may want to convince that you are a completely pretentious, absolutely phony, laughably artsy fartsy horse's ass how good you think it is.
However, if you want to watch something more interesting, I'd say take your shoes and sox off and watch your toenails grow; that would be much more interesting than this appalling waste of time.
The seems to have been no script. I have no problem with improvisation if the people doing it are talented enough to pull it off; these people aren't.
I doubt if there even WAS a director, and the "acting" was an embarrassment.
Unfortunately, one is the lowest rating that can be given here...a negative 64 would be closer to the mark