This movie literally has zero redeeming qualities. It's an hour and a half that would be better spent doing pretty much anything else besides watching this movie. The acting is terrible. It's like they got a bunch of kids from a high school drama class and some B-list movie extras, tossed them a script, and told them to have at it. And the plot is virtually nonexistent. Like a bunch of random events tossed together as filler, with little bits here and there of content that is actually pertinent to the story. And when plot does make an appearance, it's almost comically stupid. Imagine an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, make it 3 times longer, and then throw in some tits. About a third of the way through I had to force myself to not turn the movie off in hopes that it would somehow get better. It only got worse. I haven't seen a movie this bad in a very long time. I rated it 1 out of ten only because zero wasn't an available option.
