So many things wrong with this movie, they even misspelled the title.
Basically the Viking artistic re-interpretation of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, except with ridiculous costumes, bizarre hair and plastic weapons. But then, maybe all Viking warriors put on cheap wigs and walk around the Tundra in shag carpet kilts with no shirts?
Strange vocal effects, high school drama class costumes, Kung Fu fighting styles, Vikings leaping 20 foot walls, unintelligible dialogue, nonsense plot, weird music....
I wish the preview contained the title sequence, as that would have been a fairer representative. It looks like the opening of a WWE Wrestling pay-per-view show. The only thing redeeming is that they did find some decent filming locations and splurged on extras and horses. Just wish they had saved some money on the horses, and purchased some decent hair pieces.
Just go watch Conan again, or see the 13th Warrior.
Basically the Viking artistic re-interpretation of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, except with ridiculous costumes, bizarre hair and plastic weapons. But then, maybe all Viking warriors put on cheap wigs and walk around the Tundra in shag carpet kilts with no shirts?
Strange vocal effects, high school drama class costumes, Kung Fu fighting styles, Vikings leaping 20 foot walls, unintelligible dialogue, nonsense plot, weird music....
I wish the preview contained the title sequence, as that would have been a fairer representative. It looks like the opening of a WWE Wrestling pay-per-view show. The only thing redeeming is that they did find some decent filming locations and splurged on extras and horses. Just wish they had saved some money on the horses, and purchased some decent hair pieces.
Just go watch Conan again, or see the 13th Warrior.