Review of Godzilla

Godzilla (2014)
3/10
Godzilla really?
17 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Godzilla, just cam back from it 2 minutes ago. Please don't read on if you want to watch the movie anyway. May be spoilers will follow in the comment below. It reminded me of John Carter, you get a great thing and spoil it to the point that its so bad, I hated it. I can't give it more than 4.5, 3 of them for Bryan Cranston, 1.5 for non shaky camera. Many things in the movie are waste full, if you are spending millions of dollars please find some critic to tell you the plot holes , obvious ones. 1.The guy's dad died in 1945 in Hiroshima, movie is set up in 2014, so the guy should be at least 69 years old, but the character was no more than 50 years old. 2. Your husband is stuck in a nuclear disaster and you put your phone on silent and watch TV with your kid. 3. biggest cast member dies by falling off a railing. 4. 15 years of science study no input what so ever to the film by scientists. 5. Main lead's wife & kids added nothing to the film, they were just plain boring. 6. You have 10,000 nuclear weapons in the world, and those stupid things stick to a tiny bomb you are planting. 7. Even if all the world stand still, Godzilla will solve your problems, oh wait, no - he will kill some by breaking the bridge just for the kicks. 8. you can ride where ever you want, be the smart ass all the way if you are a US marine. 9. You should move the warhead by train so that it can take hours, then train blows up, somehow those things leave the bomb alone, then you go in with helicopters to pick the bomb, then those things will again follow the bomb, just for the kicks. I can go on and on and on, but I don't want to waste anymore of my time. Please don't go to watch this stupid movie, and rent the 1998, that one is 10000% better than this Cr#$. Elizabeth Olsen puts her son on a bus with a co-worker that is fleeing San Francisco; minutes later, when Godzilla is entering San Francisco Bay, the bus is shown on the Golden Gate Bridge heading INTO San Francisco rather than OUT; the co-worker is no-where to be seen on the bus; a cable falls directly in front of the bus, blocking their attempt to escape; a few seconds later, the cable is gone and the bus is able to escape. Horrible, horrible, horrible film. I simply cannot believe that critics are raving about this movie; the critic for salon.com -- an individual I'd thought was pretty reasonable -- says this film is "the best action films since Jaws." and kids are playing cheerfully in the bus watching tanks, missiles being fired on the monsters, and anyway what happened to the Admiral? where is US president? , general population will stand by the glass windows to watch the monsters fight, dog on a leash strapped to the tree will somehow break the leash and ran away from tsunami.
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