Ill start off by saying I never feel the need to write a review for a film, unless its REALLY bad. This movie honestly takes the cake.
I felt the first in the series had some really twisted ideas, it wasn't brilliant but it was OK. And then I felt the second film was a really well made horror film, it was stylish, twisted and most importantly truly sickening. One of my favorite parts was the only part in color - the brown sh-t. I was eagerly awaiting the third film in the series. How let down was I!
I am so glad the copy I watched had English subtitles as the German lead, Dieter Lasar, (playing a Texan) was truly awful. If there were no subtitles I would have had no idea what he was saying. Most of the movie is this absolutely awful actor ranting and raving at the top of his lungs in what can only be described as the worst dialogue I've ever heard. The rest of the cast is actually pretty good (Laurence Harvey and Bree Olsen particularly, even Eric Roberts is likable). Unfortunately Lasar completely sinks the ship.
Now if you think I'm lying about his ranting and raving going on for what seems like forever, you don't actually see the "centipede" until 86 minutes into the movie, that's right, 86 minutes in! And then its only for a brief few minutes!
The "film" (?) lacks any real gore, other than an early castration scene that's fun. Other than that its pretty tame... And boring. And to top it off we have the director, Tom Six, making an unwanted appearance as himself (Tom your not that famous) with characters asking for his signature!
I really am shocked at how much of a dud this one was. I gave this film a 2 out of 10 and honestly, that's generous.
I felt the first in the series had some really twisted ideas, it wasn't brilliant but it was OK. And then I felt the second film was a really well made horror film, it was stylish, twisted and most importantly truly sickening. One of my favorite parts was the only part in color - the brown sh-t. I was eagerly awaiting the third film in the series. How let down was I!
I am so glad the copy I watched had English subtitles as the German lead, Dieter Lasar, (playing a Texan) was truly awful. If there were no subtitles I would have had no idea what he was saying. Most of the movie is this absolutely awful actor ranting and raving at the top of his lungs in what can only be described as the worst dialogue I've ever heard. The rest of the cast is actually pretty good (Laurence Harvey and Bree Olsen particularly, even Eric Roberts is likable). Unfortunately Lasar completely sinks the ship.
Now if you think I'm lying about his ranting and raving going on for what seems like forever, you don't actually see the "centipede" until 86 minutes into the movie, that's right, 86 minutes in! And then its only for a brief few minutes!
The "film" (?) lacks any real gore, other than an early castration scene that's fun. Other than that its pretty tame... And boring. And to top it off we have the director, Tom Six, making an unwanted appearance as himself (Tom your not that famous) with characters asking for his signature!
I really am shocked at how much of a dud this one was. I gave this film a 2 out of 10 and honestly, that's generous.