Ugh. Just...ugh. The conventions of B grade horror are not difficult. That's why we're all so forgiving. We love to see it. Even when the acting is bad and the effects are laughable. But god...the worst part of this joke of a movie...
Moloch, this is the paste-eating kid of the horror genre when his proud Non-bi-lateral chromosomal gene donor goes on about how he'll probably be president some day. Woof. I'm too mad to sound reasonable.
I am so mad at the time I lost on this movie that I have to force myself to bring it down to two terse notes.
Alright. #1: Making the poor, emotionally abused small human thing who grew up to be a slightly awkward adult human thing the abject villain is just...terrible. Don't do that. Spoilers: That's what happens.
#2 I find it almost helplessly hilarious that a movie available through a certain company that starts with "N" maybe has pretty much the same "Baby through 'having loving intercourse with someone that does not want you to have loving intercourse with them' that I didn't know about because ghosts or something!" that is kind of...a huge plot point in two out of the three current big original series of a certain company that may or may not provide direct to download services and start with an N!. Seriously, Netflix, dude. Just write some hot and heavy wife swapping fan fiction or wallaby off. It's getting creepy.
((*sigh* Guys, it would really help if you would highlight the problem words and not just tell me that something is vaguely wrong. I sound like a tin skeleton.))
Moloch, this is the paste-eating kid of the horror genre when his proud Non-bi-lateral chromosomal gene donor goes on about how he'll probably be president some day. Woof. I'm too mad to sound reasonable.
I am so mad at the time I lost on this movie that I have to force myself to bring it down to two terse notes.
Alright. #1: Making the poor, emotionally abused small human thing who grew up to be a slightly awkward adult human thing the abject villain is just...terrible. Don't do that. Spoilers: That's what happens.
#2 I find it almost helplessly hilarious that a movie available through a certain company that starts with "N" maybe has pretty much the same "Baby through 'having loving intercourse with someone that does not want you to have loving intercourse with them' that I didn't know about because ghosts or something!" that is kind of...a huge plot point in two out of the three current big original series of a certain company that may or may not provide direct to download services and start with an N!. Seriously, Netflix, dude. Just write some hot and heavy wife swapping fan fiction or wallaby off. It's getting creepy.
((*sigh* Guys, it would really help if you would highlight the problem words and not just tell me that something is vaguely wrong. I sound like a tin skeleton.))