It's amazing how people manage to waste all that money and production opportunities, great actors saying the most inane parliaments with not even a hint of direction or knowledge of an overall story -- wasn't there really. Just truly awful, it pained me to see Rupert and Ron and this manure. The absolute worst is: having an actual woman as a piece of furniture. The women in this film were nothing more than decoration fetish objects. Only one woman has any lines in the whole thing (a too-young model-looking waif of a thing, love interest to... Ron Perlman??). She says about 7 different words. With an accent, 'cause the only way women may speak is sexy nonsense in a fake french accent. Gratuitous breasts everywhere, it made me actually uncomfortable and angry. This movie is the worst crap I have ever sat through. I kept hoping something would redeem it but then, another rape-y representation of a woman. Painfully unfunny. Not even the clichéd set ups were able to be paid off with awaited puns... just... nothing. Whoever directed this should never make films again and free money up for people who at least want to entertain an audience. I am INCENSED at this awful piece of excrement movie that stole time from me I will never get back. Everyone involved should be ashamed.
Review of Moonwalkers
