ironhorse_iv Review of Who's Nailin' Paylin?

Who's Nailin' Paylin? (2008 Video)

You betcha! This porn parody is indeed hot, but it's also really, really dumb.

[6/10 · 10 February 2017]

2008 was a crazy year for American Politics, as the nation's two party system was in boiled in a fierce fight to see, who will become the next President of the United States. In the democratic side, they had a then-unknown senator from Illinois, named Barack Obama fighting against the much season, Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton. In the Republican side, it was mostly smooth sailing for top contender, Senator John McCain of Arizona, as he quickly defeated most of his competition, during the early months of his campaign. It really did seem like, he might win the election. However, things were going to change, for the worst, in what can be call for some politician historians, as the biggest blunder of the McCain's presidential campaign, when he named then-nearly unknown, Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin as his running mate, before the Republican National Convention. It' here, where her outrageous personal life, policy positions, and political record came to light, and drew intense media scrutiny from both news outlets and late night entertainment to the point that she was often lampoon. So, it was no surprised that the porn industry would also jump on the bank wagon, by making a parody to be released, before election night. The only problem is that the porn parody was not funny. Don't get me wrong, Lisa Ann Corpora does a great job, mocking most of Palin's vocal mannerisms as the top star, even if she just mimicking, Tina Fey's impression of Sarah Palin from 'Saturday Night Live'. It just that, the dialogue that they gave her to say as Serra Paylin, were not even clever, nor well-crafted. It doesn't really explore, her bizarre beliefs, her reaction to the Bush Doctrine, or even the fact, that she was once Miss Alaska. All of this, could had been funny. Whatever, happen to the funny humor from yesteryear from Larry Flynt Publications. It's seems like they ran out of jokes with hilarious punchline. Even the story, seem paper-thin, as sex scenes just happens, with little rhythm or rhyme. From what I got, it's about adultery or something. Despite that, I do have to say, Hustler really does a great job, making Lisa Ann look the part, even if the other politic caricatures in the film, don't. One thing, I like about Lisa Ann, is how attractive, she is, despite having work done on her body. She's still one sexy mature, even if her big boobs are fake as hell. I just happy to see her back, after quitting porn in 1997, due to an AIDS scare. She really does make the movie directed by Jerome Tanner, somewhat watchable. The best scene in the movie is the opening threesome with some Russian guys (Sascha & Mike Blue), making fun of real-life Palin's statements about Russia. The only thing, that would have made this better, if one of the guy, were parodying Vladimir Putin. It seem like a lost opportunity to make fun on how tense, the US and Russia's relationship, has gotten with him, as the leader. Other ideas that would help this film, along would be, seeing her bang, a parody version of George W. Bush, Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, even Barack Obama, which they used for a later film. Instead, the second sex scene in the movie, felt forgettable, as an unnamed intern (Holly West) screw Paylin's unnamed husband, (Alec Knight) behind Serra's back. It doesn't help that Holly West looks like, the secondary Palin's lookalike, that they didn't used, and the 'backdoor politics' seem tame, compare to the opening scene. This brings us to the third sex scene in the movie, which is surprising, pretty lame as well, with Paylin seduces her husband's unnamed business partner, (Lee Stone) at their snowmobile dealership. It was a letdown, as it's just a normal sex scene. If anything, this should had been cut from the movie, along with the Bill O'Rally AKA Bill O'Reilly (Mike Horner) sequences that does nothing, but serve as annoying yelling filler. Thank Goodness, the next scene with Sindee Jennings as Young Serra Paylin & Evan Stone as the professor was surprising, very funny with both playing it over the top. Not only that, but Sindee Jennings was really cute, so the sex scene was really well done. The climax of the film was equally as memorable with a threesome lesbian scene with satirical versions of Hillary Clinton (Nina Hartley) & Condoleezza Rice (Jada Fire). The only problem, I have, against that scene is Jada Fire's annoying screaming and yelling and the fact that Nina Hartley never takes off, her garter belt in any of her movies, post 2000s. In the end, Lisa Ann would play Sarah Palin for six adult films following this; including three films in 2009 with 'Obama Is Nailin' Palin", 'Letterman's Nailin' Palin', 'You're Nailin' Palin', & one in 2010, "Hollywood's Nailin' Palin', and another in 2011's 'Who's Nailin' Palin 2.'. None of the sequels, would have received mainstream notice as this first movie. Overall: I have to say, for the majority of the porno flick that supposedly pokes fun at Sarah Palin. It didn't give much laughs. However, it did delivered on some of the sex scenes, they were going for. So in the end, I really can't recommended watching, but if you looking for something to get you off. Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin might do the trick.