Descendants 2 (2017 TV Movie)
3/10
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry
4 August 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I was forced to watch this abomination of a film. It's not the most horrible thing ever, but it's SO BORING! I don't know what rubbed me wrong about this movie, but something in it just ticked me off so badly that I was crying, begging for the movie to end already (it's like 2 freaking hours long). Please, spare yourself the suffering. The plot goes nowhere and I had no idea what was going on half of the time. For example, there is a scene where a dog randomly starts talking for no reason and it lasts 10 minutes and goes nowhere, not to mention now you're stuck with a talking dog that has no place in the movie. Then there's something about the main girl going back to her original home, but her boring boyfriend does't want her to leave... or something. It DRAGSSSSS so much! It just never seems to end.The songs are all boring, forgettable and bland, not to mention their extreme simplicity (there is one song that consists of nothing but one horribly sounding note being played over and over again while the "singer" raps over it with absurd amounts of auto-tune being put over) Please, don't watch this movie, especially when there are the infinitely superior original movies, such as The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, and so on, to watch instead. This is coming from a 15 year-old girl. I know I'm the target demographic, but hey, I'm a weird girl who's into Stanley Kubrick and Prog Rock, so what do I know?
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