" . . . of the World," Warner Bros. courageously quotes Real Life White House Occupant Don Juan Rump, voiced here during THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE by Garmadon. Climbing a few rungs higher on the Cinema's Tree of Bravery, Warner pictures Rump's youngest He Who Must Not Be Named son as Lloyd, a green ninja. Rounding out Warner's key cast members drawn from Real Life is the Flailing Feline representing Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "Crazy Cat" Putin, currently serving his first term as America's Czar. Garmadon's favorite directive to his underlings is "You're Fired!" Where have we heard this sadistic benediction before? Garmadon's Reality Show is set inside a Live Volcano, perfectly summing up Warner's warning about the unpredictable volcanic nature of the Rump White House. Warner depicts Rump (through its Garmadon character) as an incorrigible juvenile, but cleans it up a little bit for mixed audiences by skipping all the serial finger-raping boasted about in Rump's infamous ACCE$$ H0LLYWOOD tape. Seeing THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE on the same day that Eminem threw his hat into the ring against Putin's White House Sock Puppet for 2020 underlines Toto's lesson that we're sure not living in Kansas anymore!
Review of The Lego Ninjago Movie
The Lego Ninjago Movie
(2017)
"It's like I'm being treated worse than anyone in the Whole History . . . "
11 October 2017
Warning: Spoilers