Review of Andron

Andron (2015)
2/10
I don't typically write reviews, but this one definitely deserved a good verbal smackdown
6 January 2018
Imagine The Hunger Games and The Maze Runner had an incestuous baby in a Waffle House bathroom - that about sums up this movie.

Here's what to expect:

Unoriginal, dare I say over-done concept

Terrible lighting

Sometimes dizzying cinematography

Absolutely HORRIFIC acting and dialogue - felt very much like a junior high school project

Scenes or elements that seemed to make absolutely no sense, nor had any real importance to the plot line

Exactly how many times can someone seemingly be dead but then all of a sudden pop up and start fighting again like nothing happened?

Many times characters had bits of dialogue to tell you what has happened (in the past? future? when? what?) rather than show you

And, to top it all off, the ending of "welcome to round 2" was a blatant rip-off of every other (and better) 'last person standing' film, not to mention leaving it open for a sequel that every human reading this should pray NEVER EVER HAPPENS.

The ONLY reason I watched this to the end is because I was desperately hoping that all of them would die miserable and stupid deaths. Sadly, I was let down one last time by this vomit of a film.
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