The Almighty Johnsons (2011–2013)
6/10
All you need to know
29 April 2018
Warning: Spoilers
We'll start with 19 New Zealand terms that help understand this show.

1) did a runner - took off, left without telling people you were leaving or where you were going

2) shot through - disappeared, took off, left withoiut telling people, did a runner

3) buggery bollocks - Oh Crap! Darn! or other stronger terms that oppose IMDB posting rules

4) next time I'm through - next time I come by here, or through here

5) to look peaky - to look tired or sick

6) sammies - sandwiches

7) shoot round - to come around, to come by

8) jaapie - South African redneck

9) munted - broken, badly damanged

10) Indo - Indonesia

11) Hapu - pregnant

12) Up the duff - pregnant

13) sectioned - committed to a mental hospital

14) food is off - food has gone bad

15) pissed - drunk

16) to root - to have sex

17) top and tailing - two people sleeping in the same bed head to foot

18) catch up for a bevy - get together for an alcoholic beverage

19) tosser - obnoxious, unpleasant guy (you probably leaned this from Harry Potter movies)

Next, here are a few things that tell you the bad parts of this series, and how it ended...which was badly. Spoilers are included, so stop reading if you don't want to know.
  • Loki never gets what's coming to him. Throughout the entire series, Loki is horrible, but he ends the show being just as bad as ever, with no justice.


  • The Johnson boys spend most of their time losing. They lose at nearly every encounter in every episode.


  • When Mike and Michelle get together, they seem like the perfect couple. They are happy, and Michelle wants to heal people with the magic stick. Unfortunately, the writers took it in a terrible and weird direction. They turned Mike into a very horrible person, a real jerk with no sympathy for humans and zero common sense. You really hate him in the end. The show ended with Mike ending up with Hannah (Frigg) and they are together at the end. That is so utterly stupid and bad. Axl and Hannah were perfect. Mike and Michelle were perfect. The only explanation I can think of is that people in charge of New Zealand studios are the same as Hollywood, in that they are incredibly corrupt and amoral. They have no moral compass, they are no moral souls, and have no idea what normal humans want or how normal humans feel. It was just bad. It turned an 8 out of 10 show into a 6 out of 10 show.


  • I would never again watch any series by these same writers or this same studio. Bottom line.
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