My wife and I, we had planned to visit the region of Midsomer next year in spring. But after hearing on telly about these terrible events which took place in Midsomer Abbas, we decided against it. Who, honestly, would like to spend their holiday in such a dreadful place full of cavemen, I ask you? So, we finally changed our mind, and are now planning to spend a nice time in Shetland, where things should be rather peaceful, I believe...