Review of Astro

Astro (2018)
1/10
Some other dog, Not the Jetson's dog
19 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is confusing, poorly written and badly edited and I wish it could have been better. A movie should tell a story, this story is so incongruent as to baffle even the most imaginative viewer. The story is about a billionaire right? No! it's about some ex-special forces guy who gets healed by aliens after being cut down in some middle eastern firefight. He's got a daughter who's gorgeous and actually does a fair job in her role. The fight scenes are fairly well choreographed the billionaire's son is a psychopathic freak, The main character speaks with a foreign accent yet his brother does not. The captive alien has his DNA but it's never properly explained how. The big boobed alien chick is visually spectacular but we never get to see her topless so don't wish for it. This movie goes on and on about secret societies, aliens living amongst us, transfer of technology... blah blah blah and until I was nauseated.
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