Erika Eleniak should be the very main star of Bordello of Blood. I'm not sure ALL the drugs the filmmakers, cast, crew, extras, producers, writers, behind the scenes assistants, casting directors, editors, and puppeteers were doing during shooting but I at least know a few and also, the decision to ordain Dennis Miller as the primary protagonist in this film, Bordello of Blood (BoB), is such a living and an ongoing, never-ending, hellish, freakish nightmare that I would LITERALLY rather spend some quality (qt) time at the Bordello of Blood with all those super hot topless vampire babes and have a fun little trip down that coffin ride than have to watch this '90s cinematic feature for ANY reason other than for the reason of seeing all of the hot girls at the Bordello naked, mainly Angie but she doesn't even appear nude in this. It's quite exquisitely astounding just how excruciatingly bad everything that takes place outside of the bordello of blood is. Angie Everhart is hot. She's really hot, like the hottest supermodel ever, looking as hot as hell. But Erika's way, way hotter. Corey Feldman's great in this, but his character's totally wasted by badly timed doses injected into the heart of the story. Erika Eleniak is so underutilized; it's really a crying shame. She can act. Feldman used to be good in movies. I love Corey Feldman; he's as classic and old school as you get, for my generation. Eleniak's talent is almost totally wasted in this movie and that's kinda funny because she looks like the only one on set NOT totally wasted but her beauty IS quite sobering. Chris Surandon's beautiful as the reverend, but his character again, is wasted, totally. Bordello of Blood (BoB) could have been so much funnier and funner and cooler and sexier and tempting and nicer than it is minus its God awful plot. The characters fail miserably. All them. I love Dennis Miller but I really love Erika, however, they have poorish chemistry at times. Angie Everhart is the main, primary, and basic (mp&b) reason to watch Bordello of Blood (BoB). I love Bordello of Blood, and if you rate this movie higher than a 5 then you are truly bizarre and if you rate this fun flick lower than a 5 then you are deeply possessed by dark spirits because Angie Everhart's really sexy in this and D. Miller carries the movie and Erika Eleniak's amazing in it and William Sadler from Demon Knight's good as the mummy and I love Bordello of Blood (BoB).
(TftC: BoB's classic Cryptkeeper)
(TftC: BoB's classic Cryptkeeper)