House of Deadly Secrets (2018 TV Movie)
2/10
WHY, Patty?! Are you okay?!
20 November 2018
10 stars for the idea of hiring Patty McCormack (at whose doorstep I do NOT lay this steaming pile of lazy thinking) minus 7 stars for troubling us with a French title for no good reason minus 1 star for existing = 2 stars.

Now that the math is out of the way: Patty! Seriously, sweetheart: is it the money?! Do you need money?! I will help you!! Please do not accept projects out of hunger! I will make you dinner!!

Or did you lose a bet?

Or does someone "have some dirt" on you? Say the word: I will break kneecaps!!

Whatever it is, Patty dear, we're worried. Please let us know you're not involved with a gang of rich kids who keep you hopped up on the dopes and force you to act in their lousy films!
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