This movie is the worst movie I have every had the misfortune of watching. It is inept at every second during its run time. Rampant with awful acting, terrible sound design, atrocious writing, flat cinematography and story beats that make paranormal activity movies look like Shakespeare. You would have to have never seen a horror movie, actually any movie for this movie to surprise you. It's predictable at every step of the way. Not only is it predictable but everyone inside the movie itself acts like they have had their brain surgically removed and replaced with a squirrels nut collection. Every single thing that happens in this movie is nonsensical and pointless. Every death will have you saying "well she's going to get caught right?". This movie expects you to throw out all logic aside to make way for this movies brainless plot. The police in this movie have more than a few chances to arrest Sylvia but instead just ignore every single opportunity and warning sign. Every actor in this movie has zero direction and just seems to feel like they are just in a play reading their lines. Now I will say there are some points were the movie was so baffalingly brain dead that I laughed at it, for example when they decided to place the camera in a bowl of oatmeal in what's supposed to be a thrilling scene. But overall is not nearly bad enough to be a so bad that it's good movie. Instead it's just a boring predictable mess that annoys you at every logical leap that it makes. This movie only exists to be made fun of full stop.
Review of House of Deadly Secrets
