Here we are again. Let's take some real historical characters and rewrite their lives to fit with our modern day sensibilities. I'd rather 'fictionalised' characters were put into these stories but then, the audiences would have to think. Thinking is too hard, apparently. We instead have to be given a right thorough wash over with emote. There's only crying to be done with this rather morose film. We're missing all those other feelings that give us a nip. Marginal intellect engaged, hankies used, mood altered. I guess that will have to do.