Blue Lagoon: The Awakening (2012 TV Movie)
1/10
The worst blue lagoon
23 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Having never seen the Blue Lagoon because I was not allowed to when I was a kid, I had the idea to get all 3 Blue Lagoon movies and watch them in one weekend. This is by far the worst Blue Lagoon and it does not even deserve to be included under the Blue Lagoon umbrella. Two spoiled teenagers (both dumb, and the male extremely unlikable) get lost on a small tropical island where there is a humongous panther for some reason (pretty sure there are no panthers on any Caribbean islands, but anyway). The first two movies are about the innocent awakening of romantic and passionate love, in this one it just seems like they have sex pretty quickly because they are sad and desperate and don't know what else to do. They're only lost for 3 months but their survival skills are not good, they barely manage to thatch together a shelter during that time, yet somehow they look exactly the same when they are discovered 3 months later, just as clean and pretty as they day they both fell off the party yacht. This is a dumb movie. The first Blue Lagoon has become a classic, the second one is pretty much a remake of the first one, and this one is just crap.
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