Sometimes a movie comes along that is so ineptly-made, so amazingly incompetent, that you stare in wonder at how many people put their energy and best efforts into such a train wreck of film art.
And this time, it has Lindsay Lohan in it.
As a vampire.
Also there are werewolves.
It's Underworld meets Phillip Marlowe as Patricia (Lohan) hires a PI, who is a werewolf, to protect her husband, who is also a werewolf, from assassins, who are also werewolves.
Get some friends, get some popcorn, this is a film that will challenge everything you know about how films should be made, edited, and perhaps even watched.