1/10
I have watched many crappy movies but
2 April 2019
I have purposefully watched many terrible movies on a crappy movie night. I have found some good movies I wouldn't have otherwise watched and worried about the loss of brain cells other movies have taken. This one has to be the most epic crappy movie I have ever seen.

These crashed crew members who apparently never met in their long voyage spaceship have crashed on a planet that is only populated by dinosaurs. One minute you see heinous computer graphics of mountains and forests but the survivors are traipsing about in dry desert brush. They make the environment seem like it's summer and hot yet it was clearly filmed in late fall when no leaves were left on the vegetation with the exception of carefully placed palms. So on a planet where no other life forms but dinosaurs apparently exist they walk on gravel roads and pass trees that have graffiti on them. They never even ask are there other humans here for these roads to exist. Dinosaurs attack some survivors and kill them but apparently humans aren't on the menu as all victims are left intact and uneaten.

Not only is the plot more holes than story, but these actors don't make believable astronauts or even crash survivors. The best part of the movie is Pal and it's just a small orb that is a jack of all trades. I guess in this movies' case, you get what you pay for. I feel like this was someone's dream and since no production companies would pick it up they decided to film it themselves.
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