Let me start out by saying, I have seen many low-budget films. I expect cheesy effects, low end acting and hit and miss dialogue from time to time. But I have NEVER seen a movie that managed to make one hour feel like an eternity.
This film was so boring and so poorly thrown together it was practically torturous to watch. The CGI, at times, wasn't half bad. In fact, there was one slightly redeeming creation towards the beginning of the film.
There are hardly any dinosaurs in this film. There is an excess amount of "dramatic walking to dramatic music" shots because they could barely even stretch the plot to an hour. One dude gets stabbed in the gut, where vital organs are, and is fine. 100% fine. Another man gets cut on the arm a touch, and he dies, oh so dramatically. There is no chemistry. No explanation for why they are on this planet. No background. No zest to the characters. I'm pretty sure someone told a vacation close to a desert area and decided to shoot the dinosaur film they've dreamed of since they were 5.
Don't do what I did. Don't waste your time dragging yourself through this movie. It's not even fun to watch ironically. It's just painful.
This film was so boring and so poorly thrown together it was practically torturous to watch. The CGI, at times, wasn't half bad. In fact, there was one slightly redeeming creation towards the beginning of the film.
There are hardly any dinosaurs in this film. There is an excess amount of "dramatic walking to dramatic music" shots because they could barely even stretch the plot to an hour. One dude gets stabbed in the gut, where vital organs are, and is fine. 100% fine. Another man gets cut on the arm a touch, and he dies, oh so dramatically. There is no chemistry. No explanation for why they are on this planet. No background. No zest to the characters. I'm pretty sure someone told a vacation close to a desert area and decided to shoot the dinosaur film they've dreamed of since they were 5.
Don't do what I did. Don't waste your time dragging yourself through this movie. It's not even fun to watch ironically. It's just painful.