In this review, I will divert from my usual writing style and simply list things that 'Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny' has to offer. Let us begin:
"Kids"
Creepy Narration
Sweaty Santa in Florida
Lazy Santa in Florida
Santa's Sleigh stuck in sand
Children freezing in midair
Kazoo music
Inexplicable appearances by Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
A guy in a monkey suit trying to pull Santa's Sleigh
Farm animals being shoved into Santa's Sleigh
Santa telling the children a story about Thumbelina
A teen girl at Pirate's World (a Florida Amusement Park 1967-75)
Unsafe rides
The story of Thumbelina being told on a speaker at Pirate's World being imagined by teen girl
Insane animal costumes/puppets
Annoying songs
A large, horrifying rabbit that recklessly drives a red car with a siren
A mad dog
Santa and the Bunny abandoning the children on a beach
And if that doesn't say "Merry Christmas", I don't know what does! Merry Christmas, everyone!
"Kids"
Creepy Narration
Sweaty Santa in Florida
Lazy Santa in Florida
Santa's Sleigh stuck in sand
Children freezing in midair
Kazoo music
Inexplicable appearances by Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
A guy in a monkey suit trying to pull Santa's Sleigh
Farm animals being shoved into Santa's Sleigh
Santa telling the children a story about Thumbelina
A teen girl at Pirate's World (a Florida Amusement Park 1967-75)
Unsafe rides
The story of Thumbelina being told on a speaker at Pirate's World being imagined by teen girl
Insane animal costumes/puppets
Annoying songs
A large, horrifying rabbit that recklessly drives a red car with a siren
A mad dog
Santa and the Bunny abandoning the children on a beach
And if that doesn't say "Merry Christmas", I don't know what does! Merry Christmas, everyone!