Review of The Shed

The Shed (I) (2019)
5/10
It's Vampires
16 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is basically a worse version of Fright Night. The production on this isn't all that bad, admittedly. The people behind this, the actors in general, they're not terrible. It's just that the idea is...far fetched, to say the least.

The film starts off with a random guy in the woods, being hunted by a vampire. He's bitten, then it IMMEDIATELY turns from night to day, vamp dies in the sun. Guy is stuck out in the sun, sees said shed, makes a run for it. All the while blatantly ignoring that many parts of his body are in bright, broad daylight, which is shown to cause severe burning and turned said first vampire into dust on the spot moments earlier.

From there, it's just basically story tropes designed to explain why the vamp stays in the shed, his eventual release from the shed, multiple vamps being created, leading to a showdown in the house one night against said vamps.

And the vamps are both fast, intelligent, and shown to be more than strong enough to break through wood and what not, but it seems to keep slowing them down regardless, and of course, said shed is made entirely of wood yet holds the main one in there just fine.

The actors in this, imo, are all quite good. They could definitely have bright futures ahead of them. They just need to stay away from productions like this.
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