oscaralbert Review of Eureka

Eureka (1983)

EUREKA presents protagonist "Jack" NOT as some random Joe . . .

[7/10 · 18 December 2019]

. . . but as "The World's Richest Man," which his wife "Helen" reminds him of at least once during these proceedings. This, of course, places Jack atop the Pilfering Profiteer Pirates' Pillage Pyramid, just above Mercenary Malingering Miscreants such as Rockefeller, Astor, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Gates, Jobs, Zuckerberg, Bezos and Buffet. EUREKA explores the question of what sort of Fate will Karma ordain befall these gold-grubbing hoarders of ill-gotten Wealth. Will they be allowed to lazily languish at the pinnacles of their money mounds, gobbling up the resources and lording it over many millions of humans born with Rights Equal to themselves, or will their wicked conspicuous consumption circle back and sneak up to cancel out these creeps? EUREKA's finale provides the definitive answer for dealing with these deranged Fat Cat Corrupt Greedy One Per Centers who see nothing wrong with their ilk hogging more land, food, drugs, guns and other necessities than all of We 99 Per Centers combined!! EUREKA recommends that Righteous Vigilantes begin by bludgeoning out the demonically-possessed Miser brains. For good measure, EUREKA suggests these Avenging Angels employ such tools as blow torches to annihilate, incinerate and erase the ignoble minds capable of harboring Jack's sort of Epic Selfishness. Finally, EUREKA preaches that these naughty noggins be totally detached, snipped away and severed from the gluttonous bodies that they formerly topped.