Someone took what could have been an interesting story line and ruined it with terribly dry, dull, often cliche dialog.
But what really sinks this stinker is the acting - or lack thereof.
As someone who enjoys movies immensely and has watched thousands upon thousands during my time on this planet, I can honestly say that very few that I've seen have ever suffered from such god-awful acting.
Did no one involved stop to think that perhaps rehearsals might be in order? No it's OK. Just deliver you lines as if you're reading them for the first time right from a cue card. That's seriously just how bad this is.
This movie makes Troll 2 look like Oscar material.
But what really sinks this stinker is the acting - or lack thereof.
As someone who enjoys movies immensely and has watched thousands upon thousands during my time on this planet, I can honestly say that very few that I've seen have ever suffered from such god-awful acting.
Did no one involved stop to think that perhaps rehearsals might be in order? No it's OK. Just deliver you lines as if you're reading them for the first time right from a cue card. That's seriously just how bad this is.
This movie makes Troll 2 look like Oscar material.