'Sucking Hell!!!!!!! It's The Suckling!!!'
This is absolutely NOT a guilty pleasure, I sucking LOVE 'The Suckling, dude!!!! Not only does this quintessentially 80s scum-suckling splatter sickie manifestly not suck; this sinisterly scat-spawned, skeezer-skewering sewer baby makes me fetus all gooey inside!!! One of the greatest madly revenging, U-Bend bonkers 80s monster movies ever made! You have NO IDEA how many slimes I have spleen this eerily embryonic nightmare, dude!
As a surly sickle kiddy-winker I sorely lacked for suitable role models, I was, quite skankly, morally destitute until I sore this boorishly bellicose, brothel-creeping, skeevily slime-seeping, truth-speaking, placenta-resenting, fearlessly flesh-feasting, alimentary canal crawling, monumentally menstrual psycho on my analogue, gore-spattered Boob Tube! If you only ever watch ONE hellaciously ho' hacking, haemoglobin heavy 80s horror movie, y'all better make sure it's 'The Suckling'.
"You're either fetus or against us! As you 'aint flushing this bad boy!'
This is absolutely NOT a guilty pleasure, I sucking LOVE 'The Suckling, dude!!!! Not only does this quintessentially 80s scum-suckling splatter sickie manifestly not suck; this sinisterly scat-spawned, skeezer-skewering sewer baby makes me fetus all gooey inside!!! One of the greatest madly revenging, U-Bend bonkers 80s monster movies ever made! You have NO IDEA how many slimes I have spleen this eerily embryonic nightmare, dude!
As a surly sickle kiddy-winker I sorely lacked for suitable role models, I was, quite skankly, morally destitute until I sore this boorishly bellicose, brothel-creeping, skeevily slime-seeping, truth-speaking, placenta-resenting, fearlessly flesh-feasting, alimentary canal crawling, monumentally menstrual psycho on my analogue, gore-spattered Boob Tube! If you only ever watch ONE hellaciously ho' hacking, haemoglobin heavy 80s horror movie, y'all better make sure it's 'The Suckling'.
"You're either fetus or against us! As you 'aint flushing this bad boy!'