Some nights, you look and look and finally land on something that you're willing to give a spin.
Michael Madsen is in it. That made me that there's some production value. Not written, directed, edited and scored by the same dude in his mom's garage.
Nope. The opening scene was a girl in beautiful, crystal clear light blue shallow water. She rides her paddle board a few feet and we cut to the shark filmed in deep, dark water. Looks like it was taken straight from stock footage...
Then we skip back to a shot of the girl on the paddle board being circled by a shark bigger than the water is deep with CGI so bad it's worse than Syfy movies (which this may have been).
We were out.
I, literally, spent more time typing this than we did watching it, so you wouldn't have to. Come on, give me thumbs up and you are welcome!
Michael Madsen is in it. That made me that there's some production value. Not written, directed, edited and scored by the same dude in his mom's garage.
Nope. The opening scene was a girl in beautiful, crystal clear light blue shallow water. She rides her paddle board a few feet and we cut to the shark filmed in deep, dark water. Looks like it was taken straight from stock footage...
Then we skip back to a shot of the girl on the paddle board being circled by a shark bigger than the water is deep with CGI so bad it's worse than Syfy movies (which this may have been).
We were out.
I, literally, spent more time typing this than we did watching it, so you wouldn't have to. Come on, give me thumbs up and you are welcome!