I've never written a movie review, this should be a warning, don't waste your time. What I don't understand is how on earth someone could give this movie anything more than a 1??? I get it, the other reviews were written by friends of the cast and the director himself. I can't figure out how he convinced a studio to fund this piece of garbage. You should be ashamed to call this a movie, or even an art form. Were you on drugs when this was written? Is this real? I mean I actually paid to rent this? I must be having a nightmare, a movie can't possibly be this bad.
No spoilers in this review, there is nothing to spoil, except your wasted time
No spoilers in this review, there is nothing to spoil, except your wasted time