Review of Blood Harvest

Blood Harvest (1987)
3/10
CHILDREN OF THE CORN
1 December 2021
An understandably unpopular man who conducts auctions on forecloures and his wife disappear, random murders start and the couple's daughter feels menaced. Tiny Tim is a sideshow act--a carnival clown, apart from this movie, his real-life profession where the director saw and hired him, and how he died in penury, after being the biggest thing ever on Johnny Carson 20 years previous. Talk about being hired solely for full frontal nudity, this lead is definitely up there with the worst sexploitation"actresses" ever, who, after this single credit apparently disappeared off the face of the earth, quite possibly from embarassment. In fact, her IMDB bio even contains a plea for any information regarding her whereabouts, probably from a horny fan. After an initial body drops, hung upside down, throat slit, it's another half hour of her tedious whining before another stiff shows up. There's an icky attempted rape scene where a "friend" tries to sexually assault her, nude,and.unconscious, revealing a damning flaw in the seeming friend's character.

All in all, just another bad horror movie.
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