Crocodile (2000 Video)
1/10
Horrific, for all the wrong reasons.
3 January 2022
Let me start by saying I have a soft spot for modern B-movie creature-features. They're usually formulaic, but both the creators and the audience are in on the gag, it's played appropriately, and the odd genuine surprise is made sweeter.

Crocodile though takes every element of the formula and strips it of what makes it fun. The script, direction and acting are lacklustre, the effects are sufficiently bad to be plain bad, not funny, any intentional humour was presumably left on the cutting room floor, and any hope that you might care about the fate of even one of the characters is dispelled in the first fifteen minutes.

It was made incredibly cheaply, and despite that has perfectly OK cinematography and lighting (excluding the FX), so it scored some points from me. Unfortunately everything else got a minus number, putting in firmly in the "never again" category.
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