What a horrible movie. What a waste of time. My time. The actors' time. The film crew's time. Two complete strangers wake up and are sewn together at their abdomens. They fall a lot. They bleed a lot. They kiss and try to have sex. WTF! Then, we move on to a very depressing ending. SPOILERS!! They both die. Don't torture yourself for 70 min by watching this waste of celluloid. You'll be like me and hope it gets better. It never does.
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