. . . shotgun on mighty mouse Jerry, a ploy that backfires upon the ill-fated feline, as always, in this MOUSE TROUBLE picture. This turn of events is highly disrespectful, of course, toward America's beloved amendment. One former White House occupant famously said "Only mobsters take the Fifth; I took the Fifth hundreds of times the week of Aug. 8, 2022: Therefore, I am a mobster," demonstrating the Principle of Syllogisms which we all learned in Philosophy 101. Mobsters also use Tommy guns--aka, military assault rifles--in a far less controversial exercise of our Basic Constitutional Rights. However, cats have no such rights, so it is ludicrous--and not very funny--for Groaning Fat Cat Leo to be constantly forcing this issue by portraying Tom as an inept loser with a gun. Many notable Americans have proved to be highly effectual even the very first time that they wield a Peacemaker in Real Life--but they're not cats! If you're reading this, you're not a cat, either, so please remember to support your local chapter of BANGS: Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps.
Review of Mouse Trouble
